I'm officially back to work next week (I'm really going to miss sleeping in every day) so I had to do a drug test. Every time I have to pee in a cup I get anxiety.
Am I going to have enough? What if I get some on the outside on accident. That's gross. Did I give them too much pee? This whole process is disgusting.
I was thinking as I was handing the lady my pee cup that I'd prefer a less gross way to prove that I don't do drugs. I always feel bad when I hand it to them, like all they are given all day is the worst present over and over. I have this for you! Now touch it! Touch it!
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